I Have This... "Disorder"...

Kinja'd!!! "scoob" (scoobsti)
04/08/2014 at 21:32 • Filed to: None

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Admit it, you do this too!


DISCUSSION (22)


Kinja'd!!! Brian Silvestro > scoob
04/08/2014 at 21:33

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You have no idea how much I do this at college.


Kinja'd!!! scoob > Brian Silvestro
04/08/2014 at 21:34

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Gotta shave off every second going to class!


Kinja'd!!! PanchoVilleneuve ST > scoob
04/08/2014 at 21:35

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I do this with shopping carts. It's a severe problem.


Kinja'd!!! Brian Silvestro > scoob
04/08/2014 at 21:35

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Damn right!

Power out of those corners son!


Kinja'd!!! scoob > Brian Silvestro
04/08/2014 at 21:36

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Oppo into your classrooms!


Kinja'd!!! YSI-what can brown do for you > scoob
04/08/2014 at 21:36

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I do this because it is fun.


Kinja'd!!! scoob > PanchoVilleneuve ST
04/08/2014 at 21:37

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It's fun until you clip a corner with the rear wheels!


Kinja'd!!! Greenmobile Supremo Commando, BRZ Extrordinare > scoob
04/08/2014 at 21:38

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I'm that asshole who does this with his bike on campus...


Kinja'd!!! Lekker > scoob
04/08/2014 at 21:38

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I haven't laughed so hard in years. Thank you.

I can say I am guilty of the same crimes, which is why it makes it even funnier.


Kinja'd!!! D > Brian Silvestro
04/08/2014 at 21:38

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I either drift or apex the stairs to my dorm—all six flights—nearly every time.


Kinja'd!!! scoob > Lekker
04/08/2014 at 21:40

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You're welcome!

This must be a car enthusiast thing.


Kinja'd!!! Otto-the-Croatian-'Whoops my Volvo is a sedan' > scoob
04/08/2014 at 21:41

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When I'm in a big crowd of people, all of us moving forward, like, say, at a train station or after getting of a bus... I pretend we are all cars racing on a street circuit and I watch closely and follow every move of the few people in front of me and I use all the space I have to cut in front of them. Like how they drive in movie car chases through traffic.

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I love it.


Kinja'd!!! scoob > Otto-the-Croatian-'Whoops my Volvo is a sedan'
04/08/2014 at 21:42

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Haha I do the same. Also I quickly turn my head left or right to make sure there's space before cutting in.

I think I'm quite odd.


Kinja'd!!! D > PanchoVilleneuve ST
04/08/2014 at 21:43

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I kick the ass out on shopping carts. Costco floors are low grip.


Kinja'd!!! Otto-the-Croatian-'Whoops my Volvo is a sedan' > scoob
04/08/2014 at 21:46

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I think we all are. But one of my (2) car-friends does this, too. We used to go to school together and we did this in tandem.

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Oh god...


Kinja'd!!! philipilihp > scoob
04/08/2014 at 21:49

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HELL YEAH I do this! Every time.


Kinja'd!!! PushToStart > scoob
04/08/2014 at 22:03

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I definitely do this hahaha

Also, when walking by myself in a moving crowd I also go for crazy gaps and think "WWSD" (what would Senna do)


Kinja'd!!! AthomSfere > scoob
04/08/2014 at 22:03

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Walking for Apexes? Geez...

Unfortunately I am too busy making sure I don't step on two different surfaces at the same time while simultaneously making it look like I am walking normal... Now that takes planning!

Seriously, bastards:

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Kinja'd!!! sebdel > PanchoVilleneuve ST
04/08/2014 at 23:04

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I came here to write this!


Kinja'd!!! Chuck 2(O=[][]=O)2 > scoob
04/08/2014 at 23:09

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It's become a problem. I'm apexing everything. Don't get in my way if I'm at the grocery store.


Kinja'd!!! revrseat70 > scoob
04/08/2014 at 23:10

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I clip the grass on one section, like the Top Gear track, so religiously that its just dirt now.


Kinja'd!!! Vince-The Roadside Mechanic > scoob
04/09/2014 at 07:51

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I walk it and when I am on my bike I drift that apex